“Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes”

…and so does our delicious chocolate. At Dick Face, we’ve carefully crafted the novelty chocolate dick of your dreams. Imagine a delicious chocolate explosion in your mouth that you’ll never have to spit out. Have you ever just wanted to tell someone to eat a dick? Well, now they actually can! Our chocolate dick in a box makes the perfect gag gift that everyone will love.

But does it taste good? No. It tastes f&^king great. You won’t even mind swallowing.

Send our chocolate novelty item to ex-lovers, frenemies, or that bride-to-be. And your parents? We can’t think of a better prank gift to give them.                                             

FREE SHIPPING TO AT

EU SHIPPING 8,9 EUR

SHIPPING 1-4 working days

SIZE: S
Mr. Boss
Mr. Boss
€18.95
Mr. Boss
is the smallest chocolate dick we offer.
SIZE: M
Mr. Dick Face
Mr. Dick Face
€20.86
Mr. Dick Face
is a mediocre in size but superb in taste
SIZE: L
Mr. Nice
Mr. Nice
€23.72
Mr. Nice
is your sugar, spice and everything nice
SIZE: XL
Mr. Geek
Mr. Geek
€27.53
Mr. Geek
is our big chocolate boy and reason why size does matter

SHIPPING RATE

FREE SHIPPING TO AT

EU SHIPPING 8,90 EUR

FREE SHIPPING OVER 65 EUR

SHIPPING 1-4 DAYS

BEST GIFT IDEA EVER !!!!

“The look on my BFF’s face was priceless! I’ve never laughed so hard.”

MG
everyday customer

About Us

Willy Wood

Chocolate Visioneer

At Dick Face, we believe that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. And our motto also applies to dicks. Looking for a penis novelty gift? Put down the penis straws and get that certain someone in your life something they actually love: chocolate. Sure, they may not have asked for a chocolate dick, but that’s not your fault, is it?

We’re not just amazing chocolatiers, we’re humanitarians, too. That’s right. Nothing brings two people together faster than a chocolate dick in a box. If you’re looking for a reaction, there’s nothing more amazing than opening one of our chocolate delicacies. 

Would you like to participate on the most dicklicious chocolate workshop and make your own personalise dick?  Contact our partner www.chocolate-museum.wien for more information. 

Location

You can buy or pick up Dick Face products in Shop from Chocolate Museum Vienna at Prater.

Address

Riesenradplatz 6, 1020 Vienna - Austria

Wednesday-Sunday

12.00-17.00